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  Anyone ever seen a ghost?

  by Clam in

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  have you ever seen a "ghost"?

  if you did, were you scared, fascinated or straight to denial?.

  if you did see one, were you a jw at the time and therefore did you believe it to be an apparition projected by the demons?

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  John Doe

  The supernatural is in the eye of the beholder. We live the realities we make.
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  my last meeting

  by flag in

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  almost a month without meetings

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  John Doe

  Hola. ?De donde eres?
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  Post your funny here!

  by misspeaches in

  1. social
  2. humour

  thought we could share any funnies we have in this thread.

  no commentary is needed.

  lets just make it solely jokes, cartoons, funny pics etc..

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  HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT IN JANUARY 2009

  Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long...

  The ghost of George Washington appears...

  Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

  "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

  The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...

  Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

  "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

  On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears..

  Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

  They don't call him Honest Abe for nothing!
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  Stupid Rush Limbaugh comment

  by Vormek2.8 in

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  "how could the dinosaurs have lived in the deserts of the middle east?

  he said that about 2 weeks ago.

  "i knew they were supposed to have lived in louisianna and texas but i've become skeptical because they want me to believe they could live in the sands of arabia".

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  John Doe

  I would much rather see legitimate idealogical discussions rather than all of this ad hominem bantering. Such argumentation gets old rather quickly, is invalid, and does little other than stroking the egos prevalent in this discussion.
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  Anyone ever seen a ghost?

  by Clam in

  1. jw
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  have you ever seen a "ghost"?

  if you did, were you scared, fascinated or straight to denial?.

  if you did see one, were you a jw at the time and therefore did you believe it to be an apparition projected by the demons?

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  John Doe

  Yes. I saw a man with common sense just the other day. lol
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  Sell youself here

  by JH in

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  ok' use this thread to tell us why you're such a nice person.

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  John Doe

  Best known for his role as the bow-legged wonderboy from "Consequences of Choice," John Doe has spent his life constructing, polishing, and eternalizing his reputation as the greatest thing since latex gloves for the proctologist. Ever humble and unassuming, he never brags on himself or elevates himself above all of the low-class heathens he meets, seeking instead to assume ascendency over the human race by superior humility. In a former life, he had the dubious task of erradicating pimples from the ass of John Henry the steel driving man, which inherrently disproves an assertion made by JD's father. Always willing to compliment himself on any task he performs, he has become the pinnacle of cleanliness in an unsanitary world.
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  How do you feel about people on government assistence?

  by free2beme in

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  for a long time, before working with people in this situation, i would have answered this question with .... "i feel for them and i know how degrading it must be, to come to this point in their life to have to depend on the government to sustain them" .

  ... once i got up close and personal with these people, i have learned that my answer only applies to a small group of those on government assistance.

  well from my experience, those on government assistance are more often about taking advantage of the system, then they are about actually being in need of help.

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  Don't think recipients have a monopoly on lying. The average government wellfare worker is trained to misrepresent the truth from the get go. The system is geared to where nearly the only ones who get assistence are dishonest or willing to bitch and complain. It's a broken program all the way around. The nice applicants are turned away.
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  Do you have a problem with grammar ?

  by oldflame in

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  for those who have spelling problems you can go to google and down load their tool bar.

  it has spell check in it and works pretty easy.

  then you will no longer have to listen to us that bitch about spelling.

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  John Doe

  I'm tired of everyone making fun of me, judging me, and calling me a doofus just because I sound and type like one. ha ha
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  Does your JW baptism still mean anything to you?

  by JH in

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  all i know is that jesus said to get baptized.

  he didn't say in what religion though.. although i don't go to meetings anymore and don't plan on going anymore, i'm still glad that i was baptized.

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  John Doe

  Ha ha. The Catholic baptism is not valid according to the JW church. ;-)
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  How Much of a Witness Were You?

  by prophecor in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i knew brothers who would not allow a television in thier house.

  you were lucky if you were around any that listened to music.

  we would jokingly among older ones talk of going out and pulling our earth wind & fire albums out and taking them for a spin.

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  John Doe

  'bout 200 lbs. ;-)